What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
14.06.2025 05:38
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
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ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
How rough can the ferry passage from Hull to Rotterdam be in the autumn ( at the end of October )?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Sure no problem officer.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
What are the easiest stores for shoplifting?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
After a few moments he returns.
HELLO
Why are women attracted to ugly guys?
Yes sir it is.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Why are white women not interested in dating Asian men? Are they not attractive to you at all?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Do older men realize that younger women usually do not prefer them?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.