What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 23:52
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
What was your biggest culture shock going to Europe?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
Next, they tried...
Which sunscreen shall we use to apply on oily skin?
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Still no good
—
Thumbs down again.
Who is the beast of Revelation 13?
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!